55 haikus by sarah

1
dirty haikus.  an-
y good?  no, i suck.  but not
in that good way.  damn.

2
let's get started now.
what's the hold up?  what do you
mean, you need a pill?!

3
there's no rush.  we have
the whole night.  kiss me softly
when i call your name.

4
want me.  feel me.  taste
me.  fear me.  need me.  leave me
sore in the morning.

5
if your tongue would glide
as smooth as this gin and as
far deep down my throat.

6
if your tongue would glide
down my throat as smooth as this
gin...alcoholic

7
your world is me.  i
am all that there is.  now call
my name and beg me.

8
you look tough but i
know your skin is as soft as
new fallen snow.  shiver.

9
close your eyes, don't peek.
i will take you farther than you've
ever been.  hold on tight.

10
don't make me spank you
any harder.  i don't want
to leave any marks.

11
tie me up and keep
me for your pleasure.  i am
yours for the taking.

12
harder.  faster.  wet.
squealing.  screaming.  contorting.
bucking up'n down.

13
so hard, unyeilding.
but the skin is so soft.  let
me drink you, i beg.

14
all day sucker?  gum-
my bear?  corn on the cob?  tell
me how you like it.

15
all i want is you.
i don't care what part, i don't
care where.  give me more.

16
having sex on the
grass in the rain with you is
like cookies and milk.

17
satin sheets and rose
petals.  chocolates and white
wine.  these await you.

18
let me have more.  it
is not yet finished.  nei-
ther am i, you'll see.

19
twisting, turning, you
hurt me.  i want more.  writhing.
let me be on top.

20
not yet, you don't have
a condom on.  alright, just
a little...  oh god!

21
when he first puts it
in is the best part.  it feels
so good, i can't fight.

22/23
can i lick you?  no,
i mean really lick you, like a
cat would with its tongue./cat with its rough tongue

24
dip your proboscis
into my flower.  you'll get
honey when finished.

25
twist my feet over
my head.  aim your dart.  i'm the
bullseye for your spunk

26
suck my nipple.  ahh,
now bite, just a little.  ooh,
ohh!  yes, get me off!

27
yes, foreplay will make
me ride you until your spine
cracks and you protest.

28
keep me in a clo-
set.  take me out when you want
me.  or when needed.

29
you think that's porn?  that's
softcore compared to what i can
do.  lemme show you.

30
no!  is that your dad?
i am dead if he finds us
like this.  orgasm, quick!

31
grind, harder. let me
really feel you.  i love how
pubic hair tickles.

33
trust me, being in
your arms is bliss, but in your
labia is better.

34/35
in the ass is how
i like it.  come on, try it.
i promise you'll like./i promise it's fun

36
breast rubbing breast, soft
thighs entangle, our wets mixed...
hey guys, wanna join?

37
you didn't shave.  you
said you would.  you know i like
it...oh!  that's friction!

38
did you use scented
moisturizer?  it's my fav-
orite, i can't stop!

39
all wet and soapy
and slippery and nakey's
how i like you best

40
little girls in cath-
olic school girl uniforms.
do you like candy?

41
corsets, bull whips, you
tied down, these are a few of
my favorite things.

42/43
suck you harder.  ride
sidesaddle like a cowgirl.
you're even bridled./i've got you bridled.

44
yeah, baby, my stud!
that was so good...leave the mo-
ney on the dresser.

45/46
i nibble your neck,
your nipples awaken.  i
work my way downward/ i,
pleas'd, work my way down

47
chocolate body
frosting is so sticky, looks
neat, but clean me off

48
how many people
saw those pictures?  none?  why're they
on the internet?

49
one's alone, two's a
couple.  three's company or
a crowd.  five's just right.

50
pressure building, don't
know how much more i can take...
i feel sweet release.

51
gerbil goes in, ger-
bil comes out.  it goes in, comes
out...comes out--uh oh!

52
that dildo's huge!  i
don't care what you're compensat-
ing for.  it won't fit.

53
flappy flappy slap
breezey slap whistles when she
walks.  don't be a slut.

54
daddy, i want you
to touch me the way you touch
mommy.  she's out now.

55
lead me like a lamb.
your seduction is my slaugh-
ter. tear me open