acrostics:

Jordan

Jinxyshaped

Orbular

Restofrantic

Daxotropic

Anomorous

Nepitidal

Nihongo

Nearly

Impossible

Help me!

Or

Nobody

Gets

Oranges

Jean

Juxtaposed

Enigmatic

Aesthetically-pleasing

Nubile

Fry

Fluffy-haired

Rube

You enjoy

Guitar

Groove

Up

In

The

Angst-filled

Riff

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