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articles featured on BBspot.com google maps: home helps you navigate in unfamiliar houses Mountain View, CA - During a press conference held at the Googleplex, Google’s Product Manager Andrew Foster gave reporters a sneak preview of the latest development in Google Maps: Google Home. [rest of article]
new ship can reach faster-than-light speeds Burbank, CA - A team of scientists working for the JPL (Jet Propulsion Laboratory) at Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works plant has unveiled a prototype spacecraft which they claim can travel faster than light. [rest of article]
mexico building fence to keep out immigrants Mexico City - Mexican legislators sent a bill to President Fox that would legalize small amounts of marijuana and other drugs, Mexico is facing a new challenge: illegal immigrants. Mainly coming from California, "hippies" from American cities and towns are seeping into the country by the hundreds of thousands. [rest of article]
2008 geek limerick contest - winning entry
I was
shocked when I came home to see
sony to release ps4 this christmas Tokyo, Japan- Sony President Ken Kutaragi held an impromptu press conference today, stunning the world by announcing the imminent release of the PlayStation 4. Deciding to forego the intended release of the much-anticipated PS3 and concentrate on the release of the as-yet unanticipated PS4, Sony has decided to market its new system as "a leap ahead of our competition." [rest of article]
Washington, D.C. - The United States Postal Service surprised citizens and lawmakers today by filing thousands of lawsuits against netizens with active e-mail addresses. Under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, the use of e-mail violates the government-approved monopoly the USPS currently enjoys. [rest of article]
bush unveils new social security plan Pittsburgh , PA - During a speech at Soldiers and Sailors Memorial on the University of Pittsburgh campus, President Bush detailed his newest plan to save Social Security, which is projected to produce budget shortfalls sometime around 2034. Because of his flagging support in recent polls (some showing approval as low as 35 percent), Bush's administration felt the current plan needed some work. [rest of article]
supreme court bans violent video games Washington, DC - In a landmark 7-2 decision, the Supreme Court found in favor of the people in the controversial case "The People vs. TakeTwo Interactive Software." The ruling effectively bans not only violent video games, but all forms of violent media. People found to possess such media could be subjected to fines, imprisonment, or burning at the stake. [rest of article]
war on terror ends in surrender Washington D.C. - The War on Terror ended abruptly yesterday, shocking millions around the world when Terror surrendered unconditionally to the US and its allies. [rest of article]
war with north korea scheduled for next summer Washington D.C. - The White House would neither confirm nor deny rumors that a war with North Korea has been tentatively scheduled for next summer. [rest of article]
articles featured on thespoof.com truth about UFOs finally revealed
Roswell, NM - Two-star
General Albert Ford held a press conference today where he finally
revealed the truth about what the media and enthusiasts have been
referring to as 'UFOs' for the past fifty years.
[rest of article] Pittsburgh, PA - The leader of the Zombie Party, Ephraim Klipspringer, said in a statement given at the annual Monroeville Mall Zombie Walk, that his party, "ambles aimlessly behind, er, stands behind McCain 100 percent." [rest of article]
bush appoints mccain 'high chancellor' Washington, DC - In a historically precedented move, President Bush created the office of 'High Chancellor' and appointed Senator McCain to the position. The High Chancellor will function as the head of the Department of Homeland Security and the Armed Forces, and will be allowed to appoint his own advisors. The office of President, to which most of these duties were formerly assigned, will become a largely ceremonial post. Dick Cheney has volunteered to serve as the Chief Advisor to the High Chancellor. [rest of article]
palin already forgottenMoosejock, AK - At 11:00pm, as Sarah Palin's fifteen minutes of fame expired, she was promptly forgotten by the world. Republican Party officials have reportedly asked to be repaid 150,000 dollars she spent on clothing. [rest of article]
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