beneath the sheets (info)  

I'm not sure why people like this song.  I think it's kind of dumb, but I guess that just shows what I know: very little.  This song is all about my freshman year of college and my experiences with April.

Despite the suggestive name, don't be fooled into thinking anything exciting ever happened.  I think I kissed her once and she got very pissed off.  Why she'd let it go on for more than 10 seconds if she didn't want to do it is beyond me, but whatever.

I spent a few weeknights stranded drunk in her dorm room, actually doing homework and hearing her whine about her boyfriend.  They were the longest nights of my life because I couldn't sleep and I had to pee so very badly but I didn't know where the bathrooms were. 

How I met her was one day I was sitting on the little wall in front of the law building waiting to walk up the hill to work when she came up and asked for my name and digits.  Later she told me she only did it 'cause some guy she was hanging out with thought I was cute and wanted my info, but I prefer to think the made that up to confuse me and disrupt my self-confidence.

Besides, he wasn't really my type.