The Ballad of Crazy Matt

VERSE I

He comes from beyond the stars

  gets thrown out of all the bars, its Matt, CRAZY MATT!

Always in a black sweatshirt

  his father likes to wear a skirt, its Matt, CRRAZY MATT!

Kicked out of the institute

  jumps without a parachute, its Matt, CRAZY MATT!

He likes to mix his rum with coke

  then steps outside to have a smoke, its Matt, Crazy Matt!

Uncle matt you’re such a Viking

  like your hat it is quite striking, Matt Crrrazy Matt!

GEETAR SOLO

REPRISE (verse II)  

He’s the Misfits’ biggest fan

  he got married to leigh ann, its Matt, crazy Matt!

Plays punk songs on his geetar

  runs thru red lights in his car, its Matt, Crazy Matt!

Vampire books are he reads

  drums until his eardrums bleed, its Matt, Crazy Matt!

draws pictures of ghouls and zombies

  doesn’t shop at the Abercrombie, Matt, CRRRAZY MATT

 [He likes to mix his rum with co-o-o-o-ke (KAH!)]

(c) 2003 Jordan Baugher