Glossary of Terms v1.3

sample word (type of word) <origin> definition of word

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86 (verb) <restaurant term> make something without something else; disinclude--i.e. "side of biscuits, 86 the gravy"

anomorous (adjective) <jordanese> willing to mislead young ladies in an attempt to persuade them to do naughty things

baffledrop (noun) <jordanese> a cunning ruse or a trick meant to make someone 'drop' logic

beer holsters (noun) <english> slang for pockets

chain (noun) <jobian> the series of universes which expand

from the big bang and recede in the big crunch, then repeat the cycle.

*click click* (interjection) <jordanese> two tongue clicks in rapid succession indicates an affirmative response to a question asked, or merely acknowledges a statement as being heard

Corner Store (noun) <jordanese> small convenience store located in D’Starkville

daxotrope (noun) <jordanese> a riddle with no answer

death (verb) <jordanese> to kill. i.e. “I will death you now.”

dig it (expression) <jivespeak> this versatile term can be used to indicate agreement “I can dig it” or to indicate that something is acceptable

dip-i-tah (adjective) <movie pootie tang> something is good, acceptable, or otherwise positive

dinkle (verb) <jordanese> to pee, logical variant of ‘tinkle’

dorch-bag (adjective) someone who sucks at life

dormbunny (noun) <jordanese> any girl who lives in a dorm

dormrat (noun) <jordanese> any guy who lives in a dorm

D’ Starkville (noun) <chubbs’ invention> small town in Indiana where our story takes place. loosely based on Shelbyville, Indiana

dumb it down (expression) <jordanese> to reduce visible arousal to the point that it is not nearly so visible

geetar (noun) <jordanese> alternate way to say ‘guitar’

glowing (adjective) <movie mallrats> term describing one who has recently had sex, or simply appears to have recently had sex

go basic (verb) <jordanese> the act of releasing the male ‘product’

jinxyshaped (adjective) <jordanese> an object with many pointy edges

jive (adjective, verb) <ebonics> verb: to wrong someone  adjective: term describing something which is not good or is otherwise displeasing

jobians (noun) <jordanese> advanced race of beings who live outside time and space, of which Jobe was a member

junk (noun) <british slang> the male genitalia

knock-knock shot (noun) <jordanese> the act of taking a shot of cough syrup with sleeping pills in it, then knocking on the table when finished

lesbian tuesdays (noun) me and megan's hair-metal-sciencecore band, whatever that means

lighthouse, the (noun) <jordanese> D’Starkville’s fire station, characterized by the large lighthouse-shaped water tower. the light at the top of the tower makes rotations indicating the hour.  created as an ironic honor to founder Jacques Starkes, who died in a shipwreck

link (noun) <jobian> one configuration of the universe, from the big bang to the big crunch

maccular (adjective) <jordanese> all-important, quintessential

masterflop (noun) <jordanese> carefully orchestrated attempt to fail

masterless puppet (noun) <jordanese> the obscure death-metal band

meh. (interjection) <jordanese>  expression showing indifference to a statement, or when used without prompting, an indicator of ennui

mismixen (adjective) <jordanese> jumbled

mongonguous (adjective) <George K> Big and very impressive

Mu Institute (noun) <jordanese> large quasi-government research institution located in downtown D’Starkville 

nekkid (adjective) <ebonics> naked, state of undress

nepitidal (adjective) <jordanese>  fits of creative hysteria and boredom-laced sadness which alternate randomly

nicotine fist (noun) <jordanese> the popular local D’Starkville band

nipply (adjective) <movie christmas vacation> may simply mean cold, or also carry the deeper implication that it is cold enough to make a female’s nipples hard.

nomenclae (noun) <jordanese> the substance from which new terms and words are created

orbular (adjective) <jordanese>  pertaining to an orb- or egg-shaped object

pea smuggler (noun) <jordanese> based on the term “grape smuggler” which is an American slang term for swimmers

phifflebant (noun) <jordanese> distant cousin of the jubjub bird

polywaite (adjective) <jordanese> time consuming for multiple reasons

prettyful (adjective) <evil ex-girlfriend> pretty

razorphant (noun) <jordanese>  a small desert creature with razor-like spines covering its body

reichstomp (noun) <jordanese> the obscure obscene german rock band

restofrantic (adjective) <jordanese>  prone to late-night creative binges which often occur right before the victim is about to fall asleep

sah-dah-tay (interjection) <movie pootie tang> expression meaning ‘yes’ or indicating agreement

shiffles (noun) <jordanese> categorized disbeliefs

shink (noun) <jobian> a three-dimensional freeze-frame of the entire universe, or the picture of a microsecond of existence

slopey (adjective) <jordanese> term describing someone prone to laziness or other shady behavior, derived from the idea that their morals are on a ‘downward slope’

solid (adjective, noun) <jivespeak> adjective: indicates something is good, stable, or otherwise positive  noun: a favor

spech (noun), <new restaurant jargon> the chunks of soup left in the bottom of the soup pot, after it cools down. Also, anything of the same consistency.

sphechtacular (adjective) <new restaurant jargon> having qualities of spech; the trait of something being so repulsive it is attractive

spunk (noun, verb) <english> noun: another nickname for the male ‘product’ verb: to release the male ‘product’

spunkmonky (noun) <jordanese> the obscure punk band

Starkes, Jacques (1784-1838) the eccentric French founder of D’Starkville whose penchant for naming streets after snakes and dogs is still practiced today

stellar (adjective) <english> yet another word indicating something is good, acceptable, or otherwise positive

Stoker (noun) <jordanese> chain of mid-western supermarkets run by the Stoker Corporation.

strasic (adjective) <jordanese> one who is prone to deviate from the norm, rhymes with basic

traumatastic (adjective) <jordanese> a term meaning something is bad, or likely to induce a great deal of trauma

triple c (noun) <jordanese> nickname for the popular ‘Cultist Culture Channel’

velocipacity (noun) if there was a word that meant 'speed limit' in the literal sense of 'as fast as my car can go,' this would be it.  (83.2 MsPH before it starts shaking, in case you were wondering...

watchers (noun) <jordanese> race of pure-energy beings whose planet orbits the same lone star as the jobians

XD (noun) <jordanese> slang abbreviation for ‘explosive diarrhea’