dirty haiku contest

The rules:

submissions must be received by nov. 15th

must follow 5-7-5 syllable pattern

all entries containing the f-bomb will be ineligible,

but they still have to be dirty

The prize:

a 'nicotine fist' t-shirt with your choice of color scheme, as long as it's black lettering on a white background.  The winner's shirt will have the new logo from the top of the nicotine fist homepage instead of this one, though.

sample haiku by stephanie:

fasten the handcuffs

a sex slave at your mercy

tied down to the bed

send all entries to: jbaugher@peachycomics.com