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06.27.07/15:43 pepsi ice cucumber
For the summer of 2007,
Pepsi's Japan subsidiary released a drink 'combining cola with the
refreshing taste of the cucumber,' a rough translation of the short
explanation on the bottle. Seeing this, I knew there was no way I
could escape buying a bottle for posterity, and another bottle for a
review for the site.
The toughest thing
about writing a review like this, was that I actually had to drink
something 'combining cola with the refreshing taste of the
cucumber.' As evidenced by this post, it didn't kill me.
Maybe. So, here goes.
My first impression was
a kind of medicine-minty taste, with a thick, syruppy burpy flavor I've
only ever tasted in KMX energy drinks. It's a very thick, but cool,
clear flavor that, while not something I'd drink under normal
circumstances, might just be biting enough to mix with shots of Everclear.
It's actually a distracting enough flavor that it could mask grain
alcohol.
If you get a shot, I
recommend trying it. Most of you will never have the chance to
experience the combination of cola with 'the refreshing taste of the
cucumber,' but it's interesting enough to justify spending 240 yen (half
for the bottle of Ice Cucumber, and the other half for another drink to
wash the taste out of your mouth.)
06.18.07/16:34 hitoshi & keiko's wedding
Wow. Phenomenal
and amazing. Hitoshi is just so....kakko ii. And his wife is
beautiful. This is where you'd probably expect me to go on and on
about the differences between the Japanese wedding and all the American
weddings I've been to, but you'd be disappointed. They had a
western-style wedding, and it was basically the same as the other ones
I've been to.

Wait, Okaasan and
Atsuko wore kimono. I guess in that way it was different. So,
here's how it went down: we congregated at Umeda Sky and walked over
to the ceremony. Then we went next door for the reception.
People gave speeches, there was a lot of great food, and somewhere between
my fifth and sixth glass of beer or red wine or nihonshu, I played a
little guitar. Not great, but not too bad, either.

We weren't five seconds
away from the place before Okaasan pulled her hair down and that signified
the start of the nijikai. The second party was at a small bar in
Tenmabashi, not too far from the hotel. It was pretty cool, maybe 20
or 30 people drinking until 3am.

At some point, Quinn
showed up with my suitcase and I could finally change out of my suit.
For some reason we found it necessary to walk from Tenmabashi to
Yodoyabashi. We got so lost that we hit Yodoyabashi from the
opposite site. It took about an hour and a half, but we finally made
it to Sam & Daves and Quinn met some old friends. I stayed til about
8am.
Then, for some reason,
I thought it would be a good idea to walk all the way back to the hotel.
And I ducked out after a shower and shinkansen'd my way back to Tokyo.
Yesterday was another set of adventures for a different post that I'm too
tired to get into.
Today, I'm pretty
tired. It was a good time.
06.12.07/00:14 dashite'ing some genki
Man, that post from last
week is so depressing. Looking back at it now, I've almost forgotten
what could possibly make me so upset. Almost. But that's over,
it's the future now and time for some good times, and some pictures.
My new television is
pretty sweet, and does a good job of rendering 12 in all it's twelvetastic
gloriousness. And the tiny sword was a present from Mark, who also
thought it was pretty funny to put a big handicapped sticker on the front
of my door the other day.
It's been a decent
weekend. I went to see PotC 3 over the weekend, in English w/
Japanese subtitles. I think I want to see it in Japanese and see if
I can understand any of it (doubtful). I liked it. I don't
know if it was the most artistically-inspired thing I've ever seen, but it
was fun and I'm all for that.
What else? This
weekend is the wedding. Should be good times, and it will be nice to
hang out with a member of the sannin and to tour his tiny suburb.
For now, that's all I've got. Everything.
06.04.07/02:25 some japanese death words
切り死に
kirijini death
by swordfight
銃刑
juukei death by firing squad
凶弾に斃れる
kyoudan ni taosareru assassination (by gun)
轢死
rekishi death by being hit by fast-moving vehicle
窒息死
chissokushi death by choking or suffocation
溺死
dekishi death by drowning
焼死
shoushi death by fire
腹上死
fukujoushi death during sex
凍死
toushi freezing to death
過労死
karoushi working to death
獄死
gokushi dying in prison
狂い死に
kuruijini dying while in a state of insanity
06.04.07/02:06
six months and counting
Sometimes, I get really
fucking dispirited. Yeah? I know. But I mean it.
Today marks exactly six months since my arrival here. I have to
wonder if I've learned anything at all since I got here. Sure, maybe
I've picked up a few new words, or learned some new skills, but is it
worth the time that I've wasted, stewing in this tiny room a pebble's toss
away from the biggest city in the world?
Bah. Maybe I'm
just reeling from the Mug Yamazaki.
Today, I went with my
instinct, I listened to the advice of the naive 10 year-old Jordan who
lives inside my head. He doesn't speak much, but his intuition is
spot on. Precise. Deadly. Accurate. He's never let
me down before. Well, okay, he did once. ONLY once.
Until today.
&@#$^!!!!!
I can't vocalize it.
I cannot string together a series of letters that will accurately describe
how I feel. Expletives come close, but with those the balance is far
too much toward anger and not close enough to infinite desperation.
Breathing is too much effort.
But I will prevail.
This is the halfway
point of my tenure here; I need to pass the Nikyuu so I can have
some certification to back my Japanese skills so I can get a real job.
I need to stop preserving and start persevering.
You know, when I first
conceived this post a few days ago, it was going to be about my new
television.
It was going to be
about going to my student's rock concert, and it was going to be about
kanji cards and redecorating my room with some new hyaku-en stuff and
about Eric suffering away in Kitakyushuu in his hospital bed for a month.
I really did. I thought those were my primary concerns. Even
this morning, I was really motivated to tell you about some guy named
Mister Nabe who bought us drinks at the opening of the new tachinomi near
the station.
But we're past that.
It's been a strange night, and I don't think things will be good or normal
again for a long time. I'm not so enamored with this country as I
once was, and there's a lot I need to do. Time is not on my side.
I'm getting older every day, and the years of tobacco and soda pop and
fast food are starting to catch up with my organs. I've seen blood
come from parts of me that blood should not come from.
Hahaha. That's
not a joke.
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