smash hit (info)   [lyrics]

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I strained my brain trying to write this song.  My goal was to write the best song ever, and I think I succeeded.  The lyrics were really hard to come up with, and every line took a tiny piece of my soul.  Rhyming is really hard!  How do those famous people do it?

There aren't many songs about love, so I wanted to write about that.  It's about a girl who drives me crazy.  There aren't a lot of words that rhyme with 'crazy,' but I discovered that through the magic of slant rhyme I might just be able to get away with using the word 'baby.'  Pretty clever, huh?

My other goal was to make this song completely original, even the chords are completely my own.  It's a progression of G, D, Am, and C.  Other people might even try to copy it, it's so good.

I hope you really like my song.  I really like it and am amazed by the complexity of it.  It's like so deep.  It works on like a hundred levels.

If you did, in fact, like this song, you should also know that I am a Nigerian billionaire looking for some lucky and insightful individual with whom to share my trillions of dollars.  All I want is your credit card info, your SSN, a number where you can be reached, a key to your safe, car, and house, and 200 dollars cash mailed directly to me in a plain envelope without your return address written on the front.